f*^~#!

I noticed during top Chef Gordon Ramsay's new vehicle, the 'F' word he wiped a turkey's bottom that had dropped one on his cooker.

I don\'t recognise xmas

I seem to recall his appearance on Room 101, were he stated catagorically that he hand not changed the nappy of any of his many children. He claimed he had to keep his hands clean for work.

clean nails are important

Perhaps, in light of this latest revelation, his missus should dress the kids up as wild fowl and he will be never done keeping them clean.

i prefer frais gras

However this may back fire as he may try and cook them all at Christams and I doubt the Turkey's would get a favourable report from teachers at Parents night.

daisy is not doing well this year Mr Peacock